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=='''Soul Traits'''==
 
=='''Soul Traits'''==
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<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:14px;">Andrew Blaze</p>
 
<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:14px;">Andrew Blaze</p>
   
<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:14px;">Height - 3ft 2 inches</p>
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<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:14px;">Height - 10ft 3 inches</p>
   
<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:14px;">Weight - 9999999999999lbs</p>
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<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:14px;">Weight - ?</p>
   
 
<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:14px;">Hand Dominance - Right</p>
 
<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:14px;">Hand Dominance - Right</p>
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== '''Date of Death''' ==
 
== '''Date of Death''' ==
<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:14px;">9/11- 1:01am</p>
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<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:14px;">June 8, 2017- 1:01am</p>
   
 
=='''Backstory'''==
 
=='''Backstory'''==
<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:14px;">Andrew Blaze was born on September 11, 1992 as Randy Stair. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</p>
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<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:14px;">Andrew Blaze was born on September 17, 1992 as Randy Stair. From the night he was born, to the day he died, Randy was an isolated individual who never seemed to fit in anywhere. He made friends throughout his early grade school years but never seemed to be able to hold onto lengthy relationships. He never dated once in his life, remained a virgin, and would usually only speak when spoken to. However, what people didn't know were the dark and sinister thoughts that circulated through his head. Randy may have been quiet around friends and classmates, but alone he was an entirely different person.</p>
 
<span style="font-size:14px;font-weight:400;">Very similar to Rachael Shadows' mind, Randy's </span>
 
<span style="font-size:14px;font-weight:400;">Very similar to Rachael Shadows' mind, Randy's </span>
 
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[[File:Andrew Blaze (Squad Member).png|thumb|400x400px]]
 
[[File:Andrew Blaze (April 2017) - EGS.png|thumb|200x200px]]
 
[[File:Andrew Blaze (April 2017) - EGS.png|thumb|200x200px]]
   
was one that could easily be considered mentally unstable. People were often convinced he had a personality disorder, was gay, an introvert, or a total screwball. Whether those assumptions were true or false, Andrew makes it very clear in the opening theme song for "EGS" that he doesn't care what people think. In his final years of life he began documenting his thoughts and intentions on cassette tapes and private journals; eventually changing his name to Andrew. Many friends questioned why he opted for a name change out of the blue. Some viewed it as a persona, others as a fantasy act. What the teens weren't aware of was the veil that masked the monster on the inside.<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:14px;">According to all known laws
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was one that could easily be considered mentally unstable. People were often convinced he had a personality disorder, was gay, an introvert, or a total screwball. Whether those assumptions were true or false, Andrew makes it very clear in the opening theme song for "EGS" that he doesn't care what people think. In his final years of life he began documenting his thoughts and intentions on cassette tapes and private journals; eventually changing his name to Andrew. Many friends questioned why he opted for a name change out of the blue. Some viewed it as a persona, others as a fantasy act. What the teens weren't aware of was the veil that masked the monster on the inside.
of aviation,
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<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:14px;">While the tapes are still surfacing to this day Andrew's intentions reach far beyond the common stereotypical teenage rebellion lashes toward society. In September 2014 he began documenting his intentions to unleash an attack on the local town, and eventually escalating to the entire world itself. He frequently mentions the "EGS" and the need for souls, although it isn't fully known how he knows of the ghost squad. While the tapes reveal chilling details as to what is potentially ahead, his intentions are often left up for debate as to what he '''''is''''' going to do vs what he '''''wants'''''to do. In "A Promise Kept", it isn't fully revealed whether or not Andrew carried out the morbid deed while he was alive or in the afterlife with the "EGS". There is a lot to learn about Andrew Blaze and her contributions to the squad, but for now questions will have to remain unsolved until further evidence surfaces.</p>
 
 
there is no way a bee
 
should be able to fly.
 
 
 
Its wings are too small to get
 
its fat little body off the ground.
 
 
 
The bee, of course, flies anyway
 
 
 
because bees don't care
 
what humans think is impossible.
 
 
 
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
 
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
 
 
 
Ooh, black and yellow!
 
Let's shake it up a little.
 
 
 
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
 
 
 
Ooming!
 
 
 
Hang on a second.
 
 
 
Hello?
 
 
 
- Barry?
 
- Adam?
 
 
 
- Oan you believe this is happening?
 
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
 
 
 
Looking sharp.
 
 
 
Use the stairs. Your father
 
paid good money for those.
 
 
 
Sorry. I'm excited.
 
 
 
Here's the graduate.
 
We're very proud of you, son.
 
 
 
A perfect report card, all B's.
 
 
 
Very proud.
 
 
 
Ma! I got a thing going here.
 
 
 
- You got lint on your fuzz.
 
- Ow! That's me!
 
 
 
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
 
- Bye!
 
 
 
Barry, I told you,
 
stop flying in the house!
 
 
 
- Hey, Adam.
 
- Hey, Barry.
 
 
 
- Is that fuzz gel?
 
- A little. Special day, graduation.
 
 
 
Never thought I'd make it.
 
 
 
Three days grade school,
 
three days high school.
 
 
 
Those were awkward.
 
 
 
Three days college. I'm glad I took
 
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
 
 
 
You did come back different.
 
 
 
- Hi, Barry.
 
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
 
 
 
- Hear about Frankie?
 
- Yeah.
 
 
 
- You going to the funeral?
 
- No, I'm not going.
 
 
 
Everybody knows,
 
sting someone, you die.
 
 
 
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
 
Such a hothead.
 
 
 
I guess he could have
 
just gotten out of the way.
 
 
 
I love this incorporating
 
an amusement park into our day.
 
 
 
That's why we don't need vacations.
 
 
 
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
 
under the circumstances.
 
 
 
- Well, Adam, today we are men.
 
- We are!
 
 
 
- Bee-men.
 
- Amen!
 
 
 
Hallelujah!
 
 
 
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
 
 
 
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
 
 
 
Welcome, New Hive Oity
 
graduating class of...
 
 
 
...9:15.
 
 
 
That concludes our ceremonies.
 
 
 
And begins your career
 
at Honex Industries!
 
 
 
Will we pick ourjob today?
 
 
 
I heard it's just orientation.
 
 
 
Heads up! Here we go.
 
 
 
Keep your hands and antennas
 
inside the tram at all times.
 
 
 
- Wonder what it'll be like?
 
- A little scary.
 
 
 
Welcome to Honex,
 
a division of Honesco
 
 
 
and a part of the Hexagon Group.
 
 
 
This is it!
 
 
 
Wow.
 
 
 
Wow.
 
 
 
We know that you, as a bee,
 
have worked your whole life
 
 
 
to get to the point where you
 
can work for your whole life.
 
 
 
Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
 
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
 
 
 
Our top-secret formula
 
 
 
is automatically color-corrected,
 
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
 
 
 
into this soothing sweet syrup
 
 
 
with its distinctive
 
golden glow you know as...
 
 
 
Honey!
 
 
 
- That girl was hot.
 
- She's my cousin!
 
 
 
- She is?
 
- Yes, we're all cousins.
 
 
 
- Right. You're right.
 
- At Honex, we constantly strive
 
 
 
to improve every aspect
 
of bee existence.
 
 
 
These bees are stress-testing
 
a new helmet technology.
 
 
 
- What do you think he makes?
 
- Not enough.
 
 
 
Here we have our latest advancement,
 
the Krelman.
 
 
 
- What does that do?
 
- Oatches that little strand of honey
 
 
 
that hangs after you pour it.
 
Saves us millions.
 
 
 
Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
 
 
 
Of course. Most bee jobs are
 
small ones. But bees know
 
 
 
that every small job,
 
if it's done well, means a lot.
 
 
 
But choose carefully
 
 
 
because you'll stay in the job
 
you pick for the rest of your life.
 
 
 
The same job the rest of your life?
 
I didn't know that.
 
 
 
What's the difference?
 
 
 
You'll be happy to know that bees,
 
as a species, haven't had one day off
 
 
 
in 27 million years.
 
 
 
So you'll just work us to death?
 
 
 
We'll sure try.
 
 
 
Wow! That blew my mind!
 
 
 
"What's the difference?"
 
How can you say that?
 
 
 
One job forever?
 
That's an insane choice to have to make.
 
 
 
I'm relieved. Now we only have
 
to make one decision in life.
 
 
 
But, Adam, how could they
 
never have told us that?
 
 
 
Why would you question anything?
 
We're bees.
 
 
 
We're the most perfectly
 
functioning society on Earth.
 
 
 
You ever think maybe things
 
work a little too well here?
 
 
 
Like what? Give me one example.
 
 
 
I don't know. But you know
 
what I'm talking about.
 
 
 
Please clear the gate.
 
Royal Nectar Force on approach.
 
 
 
Wait a second. Oheck it out.
 
 
 
- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
 
- Wow.
 
 
 
I've never seen them this close.
 
 
 
They know what it's like
 
outside the hive.
 
 
 
Yeah, but some don't come back.
 
 
 
- Hey, Jocks!
 
- Hi, Jocks!
 
 
 
You guys did great!
 
 
 
You're monsters!
 
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
 
 
 
- I wonder where they were.
 
- I don't know.
 
 
 
Their day's not planned.
 
 
 
Outside the hive, flying who knows
 
where, doing who knows what.
 
 
 
You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
 
Jock. You have to be bred for that.
 
 
 
Right.
 
 
 
Look. That's more pollen
 
than you and I will see in a lifetime.
 
 
 
It's just a status symbol.
 
Bees make too much of it.
 
 
 
Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
 
and the ladies see you wearing it.
 
 
 
Those ladies?
 
Aren't they our cousins too?
 
 
 
Distant. Distant.
 
 
 
Look at these two.
 
 
 
- Oouple of Hive Harrys.
 
- Let's have fun with them.
 
 
 
It must be dangerous
 
being a Pollen Jock.
 
 
 
Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
 
against a mushroom!
 
 
 
He had a paw on my throat,
 
and with the other, he was slapping me!
 
 
 
- Oh, my!
 
- I never thought I'd knock him out.
 
 
 
What were you doing during this?
 
 
 
Trying to alert the authorities.
 
 
 
I can autograph that.
 
 
 
A little gusty out there today,
 
wasn't it, comrades?
 
 
 
Yeah. Gusty.
 
 
 
We're hitting a sunflower patch
 
six miles from here tomorrow.
 
 
 
- Six miles, huh?
 
- Barry!
 
 
 
A puddle jump for us,
 
but maybe you're not up for it.
 
 
 
- Maybe I am.
 
- You are not!
 
 
 
We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
 
 
 
What do you think, buzzy-boy?
 
Are you bee enough?
 
 
 
I might be. It all depends
 
on what 0900 means.
 
 
 
Hey, Honex!
 
 
 
Dad, you surprised me.
 
 
 
You decide what you're interested in?
 
 
 
- Well, there's a lot of choices.
 
- But you only get one.
 
 
 
Do you ever get bored
 
doing the same job every day?
 
 
 
Son, let me tell you about stirring.
 
 
 
You grab that stick, and you just
 
move it around, and you stir it around.
 
 
 
You get yourself into a rhythm.
 
It's a beautiful thing.
 
 
 
You know, Dad,
 
the more I think about it,
 
 
 
maybe the honey field
 
just isn't right for me.
 
 
 
You were thinking of what,
 
making balloon animals?
 
 
 
That's a bad job
 
for a guy with a stinger.
 
 
 
Janet, your son's not sure
 
he wants to go into honey!
 
 
 
- Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
 
- I'm not trying to be funny.
 
 
 
You're not funny! You're going
 
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
 
 
 
- You're gonna be a stirrer?
 
- No one's listening to me!
 
 
 
Wait till you see the sticks I have.
 
 
 
I could say anything right now.
 
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
 
 
 
Let's open some honey and celebrate!
 
 
 
Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
 
Shave my antennae.
 
 
 
Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
 
a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
 
 
 
I'm so proud.
 
 
 
- We're starting work today!
 
- Today's the day.
 
 
 
Oome on! All the good jobs
 
will be gone.
 
 
 
Yeah, right.
 
 
 
Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
 
stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
 
 
 
- Is it still available?
 
- Hang on. Two left!
 
 
 
One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
 
Step to the side.
 
 
 
- What'd you get?
 
- Picking crud out. Stellar!
 
 
 
Wow!
 
 
 
Oouple of newbies?
 
 
 
Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
 
 
 
Make your choice.
 
 
 
- You want to go first?
 
- No, you go.
 
 
 
Oh, my. What's available?
 
 
 
Restroom attendant's open,
 
not for the reason you think.
 
 
 
- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
 
- Sure, you're on.
 
 
 
I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
 
 
 
Wax monkey's always open.
 
 
 
The Krelman opened up again.
 
 
 
What happened?
 
 
 
A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
 
He's dead. Another dead one.
 
 
 
Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
 
 
 
Dead from the neck up.
 
Dead from the neck down. That's life!
 
 
 
Oh, this is so hard!
 
 
 
Heating, cooling,
 
stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
 
 
 
humming, inspector number seven,
 
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
 
 
 
mite wrangler. Barry, what
 
do you think I should... Barry?
 
 
 
Barry!
 
 
 
All right, we've got the sunflower patch
 
in quadrant nine...
 
 
 
What happened to you?
 
Where are you?
 
 
 
- I'm going out.
 
- Out? Out where?
 
 
 
- Out there.
 
- Oh, no!
 
 
 
I have to, before I go
 
to work for the rest of my life.
 
 
 
You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
 
 
 
Another call coming in.
 
 
 
If anyone's feeling brave,
 
there's a Korean deli on 83rd
 
 
 
that gets their roses today.
 
 
 
Hey, guys.
 
 
 
- Look at that.
 
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
 
 
 
Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
 
 
 
It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
 
 
 
Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
 
 
 
Sign here, here. Just initial that.
 
 
 
- Thank you.
 
- OK.
 
 
 
You got a rain advisory today,
 
 
 
and as you all know,
 
bees cannot fly in rain.
 
 
 
So be careful. As always,
 
watch your brooms,
 
 
 
hockey sticks, dogs,
 
birds, bears and bats.
 
 
 
Also, I got a couple of reports
 
of root beer being poured on us.
 
 
 
Murphy's in a home because of it,
 
babbling like a cicada!
 
 
 
- That's awful.
 
- And a reminder for you rookies,
 
 
 
bee law number one,
 
absolutely no talking to humans!
 
 
 
All right, launch positions!
 
 
 
Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
 
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
 
 
 
Black and yellow!
 
 
 
Hello!
 
 
 
You ready for this, hot shot?
 
 
 
Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
 
 
 
Wind, check.
 
 
 
- Antennae, check.
 
- Nectar pack, check.
 
 
 
- Wings, check.
 
- Stinger, check.
 
 
 
Scared out of my shorts, check.
 
 
 
OK, ladies,
 
 
 
let's move it out!
 
 
 
Pound those petunias,
 
you striped stem-suckers!
 
 
 
All of you, drain those flowers!
 
 
 
Wow! I'm out!
 
 
 
I can't believe I'm out!</p>
 
 
=='''Traits'''==
 
=='''Traits'''==
and do whatever the hell you want.”</p>
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<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:14px;">- Irritable     - Conspirator     - Trustworthy     - Loud     - Depressive     - Vulgar/Crude     - Assertive     - Agressive     - Hypnotic     - Rebellious     - Bipolar     - Responsible     - Artistic     - Seductive     - Rhythm Guitarist     - Sexist     - Racist     - Discriminant     - Prejudiced     - Player     - Creative     - Expressive     - Lazy     - Cunning     - Hard-Working     - Over-Thinker     - Reluctant to Major Changes     - Openminded     - Short-tempered     - Cautious     - Inspirational     - Deceitful     - Envious     - Passionate     - Impatient     - Independent     - Uncaring     - Killjoy     - Strong</p>
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=='''Biggest Pet Peeves and Turn-Offs (Mortal)'''==
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<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:14px;">- Crying children     - Bullies     - Humans getting in my way     - Stupid humans     - Cheaters     - Players     - Not being able to get what I want     - Humans trying to tell me what to do and/or manipulate me     - Musicians; mainly for relying on digital tricks to sound “good”.     - The human race in general     - Studying     - Black people lingo and street terms     - Black people in general     - Having to be “nice” to people     - Politicians     - Babies     - Drama queens     - Overachieving disrespectful athletes     - Cats     - Homosexual males     - Disabled humans     - Education     - Audible noises of humans fucking     - Jocks     - Boys with low-rise pants and baggy clothes     - Waking up early     - Alarm clocks     - Annoying sounds in commercials     - When humans leave the toilet seat up     - Slow drivers     - Old humans (60+)     - Cold water     - Cold weather     - Snoring     - Insects     - Video Gamers     - Not being able to fall asleep     - Lazy humans     - Chatterboxes     - Potholes     - Humans with short hair     - Kids (aged 0 - 11)     - Acne     - Body hair     - Curly hair     - Gingers     - Artists (because they’re all fucking assholes)     - People who “act” inspirational and only do it for attention     - Money whores     - Businessmen     - Cops     - Slow internet     - Computer issues/troubleshooting     - Most 2010-present day technology     - Over-stylized cars     - Pot smokers     - Hard drug users     - Wrist cutters     - Suck-ups     - Wannabes/Ripoffs     - Famous people who aren’t talented     - People who aren’t talented and think they’re talented     - Body deformities     - Short girls     - Girls with big lips     - Sluts     - Men in general     - Any figure of authority     - Spilled beer/spilled beverages     - Toilets     - Sex jokes     - Bumpy roads     - Snow covered roads     - Injuring myself     - Piss and shit     - Gatherings, family get-togethers, parties     - Rap music     - People who think rap is “real music”     - Autotune’d vocals and/or instruments     - Liars     - When people ignore me on social media     - When people ignore me on social media and act like they “forgot” about my messages     - Animators     - Voice over demo reels     - Musicians who know nothing about music production and just take for granted that some guy creates their songs for them.     - Artists who don’t write their own songs (are given songs)     - Artists who don’t write their own songs and get in the top charts     - Bands who use prerecorded backing tracks “live”     - Singers who lip-sync live     - People who are talented and ignore me     - Short message responses to lengthy composed emails     - People who take too long to send me voice overs or footage     - Social media whores     - Parking lots</p>
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=='''Favorite Colors'''==
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<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:14px;">Black, Blue, and Purple</p>
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=='''Mortal Views On Death'''==
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<p style="font-weight:400;font-size:14px;">“Being able to become who you truly are, and do whatever the hell you want.”</p>
 
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Revision as of 14:22, May 8, 2020

Soul Traits

Andrew

Andrew Blaze

Height - 10ft 3 inches

Weight - ?

Hand Dominance - Right

Eye Color - Cobalt/Slate Blue

Mortal Name - Randy Stair

Cause of Death

Suicide [Shotgun Blast Through Roof of the Mouth]

Date of Death

June 8, 2017- 1:01am

Backstory

Andrew Blaze was born on September 17, 1992 as Randy Stair. From the night he was born, to the day he died, Randy was an isolated individual who never seemed to fit in anywhere. He made friends throughout his early grade school years but never seemed to be able to hold onto lengthy relationships. He never dated once in his life, remained a virgin, and would usually only speak when spoken to. However, what people didn't know were the dark and sinister thoughts that circulated through his head. Randy may have been quiet around friends and classmates, but alone he was an entirely different person.

Very similar to Rachael Shadows' mind, Randy's

Andrew Blaze (Squad Member)
Andrew Blaze (April 2017) - EGS

was one that could easily be considered mentally unstable. People were often convinced he had a personality disorder, was gay, an introvert, or a total screwball. Whether those assumptions were true or false, Andrew makes it very clear in the opening theme song for "EGS" that he doesn't care what people think. In his final years of life he began documenting his thoughts and intentions on cassette tapes and private journals; eventually changing his name to Andrew. Many friends questioned why he opted for a name change out of the blue. Some viewed it as a persona, others as a fantasy act. What the teens weren't aware of was the veil that masked the monster on the inside.

While the tapes are still surfacing to this day Andrew's intentions reach far beyond the common stereotypical teenage rebellion lashes toward society. In September 2014 he began documenting his intentions to unleash an attack on the local town, and eventually escalating to the entire world itself. He frequently mentions the "EGS" and the need for souls, although it isn't fully known how he knows of the ghost squad. While the tapes reveal chilling details as to what is potentially ahead, his intentions are often left up for debate as to what he is going to do vs what he wantsto do. In "A Promise Kept", it isn't fully revealed whether or not Andrew carried out the morbid deed while he was alive or in the afterlife with the "EGS". There is a lot to learn about Andrew Blaze and her contributions to the squad, but for now questions will have to remain unsolved until further evidence surfaces.

Traits

- Irritable     - Conspirator     - Trustworthy     - Loud     - Depressive     - Vulgar/Crude     - Assertive     - Agressive     - Hypnotic     - Rebellious     - Bipolar     - Responsible     - Artistic     - Seductive     - Rhythm Guitarist     - Sexist     - Racist     - Discriminant     - Prejudiced     - Player     - Creative     - Expressive     - Lazy     - Cunning     - Hard-Working     - Over-Thinker     - Reluctant to Major Changes     - Openminded     - Short-tempered     - Cautious     - Inspirational     - Deceitful     - Envious     - Passionate     - Impatient     - Independent     - Uncaring     - Killjoy     - Strong

Biggest Pet Peeves and Turn-Offs (Mortal)

- Crying children     - Bullies     - Humans getting in my way     - Stupid humans     - Cheaters     - Players     - Not being able to get what I want     - Humans trying to tell me what to do and/or manipulate me     - Musicians; mainly for relying on digital tricks to sound “good”.     - The human race in general     - Studying     - Black people lingo and street terms     - Black people in general     - Having to be “nice” to people     - Politicians     - Babies     - Drama queens     - Overachieving disrespectful athletes     - Cats     - Homosexual males     - Disabled humans     - Education     - Audible noises of humans fucking     - Jocks     - Boys with low-rise pants and baggy clothes     - Waking up early     - Alarm clocks     - Annoying sounds in commercials     - When humans leave the toilet seat up     - Slow drivers     - Old humans (60+)     - Cold water     - Cold weather     - Snoring     - Insects     - Video Gamers     - Not being able to fall asleep     - Lazy humans     - Chatterboxes     - Potholes     - Humans with short hair     - Kids (aged 0 - 11)     - Acne     - Body hair     - Curly hair     - Gingers     - Artists (because they’re all fucking assholes)     - People who “act” inspirational and only do it for attention     - Money whores     - Businessmen     - Cops     - Slow internet     - Computer issues/troubleshooting     - Most 2010-present day technology     - Over-stylized cars     - Pot smokers     - Hard drug users     - Wrist cutters     - Suck-ups     - Wannabes/Ripoffs     - Famous people who aren’t talented     - People who aren’t talented and think they’re talented     - Body deformities     - Short girls     - Girls with big lips     - Sluts     - Men in general     - Any figure of authority     - Spilled beer/spilled beverages     - Toilets     - Sex jokes     - Bumpy roads     - Snow covered roads     - Injuring myself     - Piss and shit     - Gatherings, family get-togethers, parties     - Rap music     - People who think rap is “real music”     - Autotune’d vocals and/or instruments     - Liars     - When people ignore me on social media     - When people ignore me on social media and act like they “forgot” about my messages     - Animators     - Voice over demo reels     - Musicians who know nothing about music production and just take for granted that some guy creates their songs for them.     - Artists who don’t write their own songs (are given songs)     - Artists who don’t write their own songs and get in the top charts     - Bands who use prerecorded backing tracks “live”     - Singers who lip-sync live     - People who are talented and ignore me     - Short message responses to lengthy composed emails     - People who take too long to send me voice overs or footage     - Social media whores     - Parking lots

Favorite Colors

Black, Blue, and Purple

Mortal Views On Death

“Being able to become who you truly are, and do whatever the hell you want.”

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